简单英文故事大全 [简单英文小笑话故事大全] 3页

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑简单英文故事大全[简单英文小笑话故事大全]　　日常生活中，语言是人们相互沟通的基本工具，因此，很大一部分幽默效果都反映在语言层面上，笑话是幽默的语言表达。本文是简洁英文小笑话故事，盼望对大家有关心!　　简洁英文小笑话故事：Jeperady　　Jeperady!ThereisthreeblondsplayingJeperady.Theanoucersays,Thisisthefinalquestion.HowmanyDsareinJeperady?Thefirstblondgoes1.Hegoesuptonumber2andshesays1000.Imnotevengoingtoask,theanoucersaid.Hegoesuptothethirdblondandshesays33Howdidyouget33?heasked.Theblondgoes,DunDun,Dun,Dun,Dun...　　简洁英文小笑话故事：BlondesandtheNews　　ABlondeandaBurnettearewatchingthenewsat6.Itisliveonthescene.Ithasbeenreportedthataoldhomelessmanisontopofalargebridgeandswearsthathewilljumpoffthebridge.TheBurnetteturnsaroundandsaystotheBlondeIbetyou$50thathewilljump.ThblondesaysYoureon.Sureenoughtheoldmanjumpsandfallstohisdeath.TheBurnettesnickerstoherselfandsaysImustadmitIdidwatchthenewsat5.TheblondesaysSodidIbut,Ididntthinkhewouldjumptwice!!　　简洁英文小笑话故事：TheHighwayBlonde　　ABlondewasdrivingdownthehighwayandshecutsoffaTruck.TheDrivermotionsfortheBlondetopullover.Theblondepullsoverandthetruckdriverdrawsacircleontheroadnexttothecar.HesaysDontleavethiscircleand第3页共3页 本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑cutshertires.HecomesbackandtheBlondeisgiggling.Hesays　　Ohyouthinkthatsfunny!andripsherconvertabletop.Hecomesbackandtheblondeislaughing.Thedrivergetsmadandlightshercaronfire.Thedrivercomesbackandtheblondeisrollingonthefloorlaughing.HeasksWhatissofunny!ShesaysIsteppedoutofthecircle9times!　　简洁英文小笑话故事：blondeswimmer　　Therewasablonde,abrunette,ared-headandabaldwomanstuckonadesertisland.　　Thebrunettedecidedtoswimhome,butgot1/3ofthewaythereanddrowned,Thered-haddecidedtotry,butdrowned1/4ofthewaythere.Theblondedecidethatshehadtoriskit,sosheswam1/2ofthewaytherewhenshestoppedandswamback.　　whydidyoucomeallthewayback,whenyouwerehalfwayhome?screamedthebaldwoman.well,saidtheblondeIwasgoingtocarryon,butIgottiredandthoughtIdrestfirst.　　简洁英文小笑话故事：Twohorses　　Twoblondeswenttothemarket.Whiletheywerethere,theyeachboughtahorse.Whentheygothome,theydiscussedhowtotelltheirhorsesapart.Theydecidedtocutthetailoffofone.Thatworkedforawhile,butsoonthetailgrewback,sotheydecidedthattheywouldbreakoneofthehorseslegs.Oneoftheblondessaid,Whichofthehorsesshouldwebreakthelegoffof,thebrownoneorthewhiteone?.第3页共3页 本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑　　看了"简洁英文小笑话故事"的人还看了：1.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则2.简洁的英语笑话小故事大全3.简短英语笑话故事大全4.好玩简短的英文爆笑小笑话大全5.关于英文小笑话故事大全第3页共3页