【关于简洁英文小笑话故事大全】简洁英文故事大全 4页

【关于简洁英文小笑话故事大全】简洁英文故事大全　　笑话是一种常见的幽默传达方式。笑话是口头或者书面的幽默语言。整理了关于简洁英文小笑话故事，欢迎阅读!　　关于简洁英文小笑话故事：MakeitOfftheIsland　　Therewerethreepeoplestrandedonanisland,abrunette,aredhead,andablonde.Thebrunettelookedoverthewatertothemainlandandestimatedabout20milestoshore.Sosheannounced,Imgoingtotrytoswimtoshore.Sosheswamoutfivemiles,andgotreallytired.Sheswamouttenmilesfromtheisland,andshewastootiredtogoon,soshedrowned.　　Thesecondone,theredhead,saidtoherself,Iwonderifshemadeit.Iguessitsbettertotrytogettothemainlandthanstayhereandstarve.Sosheattemptstoswimout.Theredheadhadalotmoreendurancethanthebrunette,assheswamout10milesbeforesheevengottired.After15miles,shewastootiredtogoon,soshedrowned. 　　Sotheblondethoughttoherself,Iwonderiftheymadeit!IthinkIdbettertrytomakeit,too.Sosheswamout5miles,tenmiles,fifteenmiles,andfinallynineteenmilesfromtheisland.Theshorewasjustinsight,butshesaid,Imtootiredtogoon!Sosheswamback.　　关于简洁英文小笑话故事：Stranded　　Youandyourtwoblondefriends(MelisaandSarah)arestrandedonadesertisland.Youhavenofoodatallwithyouandyouareallstarving.Thenyouguysfoundapieceofbologna.Noneofyouwanttoshareitandyouguysdontknowhowtodecidewhokeepsit.Thenyousaidthatwhoeverhadthebestdreamwouldwinthebologna.ThenextdayyouaskMelisawhatherdreamwas.Shesaidthatshedreamedthatshewasrich.ThenyouaskedSarahwhatherdreamwas.ShesaidthatshedreamedthatshewasricherthanMelisa.Thentheyaskedyouwhatyourdreamwas.Yousaidthatyoudidnthaveadreambutyouwroteapoem.Theyaskedyouwhatitwas.Yousaid:YankeeDoodlewenttotown,ridingonapony.WhileyouguyswereallasleepIatethedamn bologna!　　关于简洁英文小笑话故事：santaandblondes　　therewerethreepeoplewalkingonthestreet.asmartblonde,astupidblondeandsantaclause.suddenly,theyseeontheground100$.question:wichofthempickitup?Answer:thestupidblonde!Why?becausethesmartblondeandsantaclausedontexist,theyarefiction.　　关于简洁英文小笑话故事：DisneyLand　　OnedaytwoblondesdecidedtotakeatriptoDisneyLand.Theywereridingdowntheroadandallofasuddentheycametoaforkintheroadandasignsaiddisneylandleft.Sotheylookedateachotherandsaiddanggetandwentbackhome.　　关于简洁英文小笑话故事：potatoe　　Ablonde,aredhead,andabrunettewererunningawayfromthecops.Theyranintoabarn,andeachhidinasack.Thecopscameandkickedthesackwiththeredheadinit,shesaid,meow...Thecopssaid,Itsjustacat,andgoesonandkicksthesackwiththebrunette.Shesays,woof... Thecopssay,Itsjustadog.Theykickthesackwiththeblondeandshesays,Potatoe...　　看了"关于简洁英文小笑话故事"的人还看了：1.简短英语笑话故事大全2.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则3.简洁的英语笑话小故事大全4.好玩简短的英文爆笑小笑话大全5.关于英文小笑话故事大全