经典的英语笑话故事大全_经典英语故事大全 3页

经典的英语笑话故事大全_经典英语故事大全　　在人们的日常生活及交往当中，幽默笑话无处不在。它作为一个普遍现象，受到了不同领域学者的关注，讨论涉及心理学、哲学、修辞学、.学等众多学科。共享经典的英语笑话故事，盼望可以关心大家!　　经典的英语笑话故事：WhoRunsFaster?　　Twoguyswerewalkingthroughthejungle.Allofasudden,atigerappearedfromadistance,runningtowardthem.OneoftheguystookoutapairofNikesfromhisbagandstartedtoputthemon.Theotherguy,withasurprisedlookonhisface,exclaimed,Doyouthinkyouwillrunfasterthanthetigerwiththose?Hisfriendreplied,Idonthavetooutrunit,Ijusthavetorunfasterthanyou.　　经典的英语笑话故事：OneSideoftheCase一面之辞　　Ajudgeaskedourgroupofpotentialjurorswhetheranyoneshouldbeexcused,andoneman raisedhishand.Icanthearoutofmyleftear,themantoldthejudge.Canyouhearoutofyourrightear?thejudgeasked.Themannoddedhishead.　　Youllbeallowedtoserveonthejury,thejudgedeclared.Weonlylistentoonesideofthecaseatatime.　　一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个人举起了手。"我的左耳听不见。"那人告知法官。"你的右边耳朵听得见吗?"法官问道。那人点了点头。"你将被允许加入陪审团，"法官宣布。"我们每次只听一面之辞。"　　经典的英语笑话故事：Adoctorandalawyer　　Adoctorandalawyerweretalkingataparty.Theirconversationwasconstantlyinterruptedbypeopledescribingtheirailments(疾病)andaskingthedoctorforfreemedicaladvice.　　Afteranhourofthis,theexasperated(激怒的)doctoraskedthelawyer,Whatdoyoudotostoppeoplefromaskingyouforlegaladvicewhenyoureoutoftheoffice?　　Igiveittothem,repliedthelawyer,andthenIsendthemabill.Thedoctorwasshocked, butagreedtogiveitatry.　　Thenextday,stillfeelingslightlyguilty,thedoctorpreparedthebills.Whenhewenttoplacetheminhismailbox,hefoundabillfromthelawyer.　　看了"经典的英语笑话故事"的人还看了：1.经典英语笑话故事大全2.好玩的英语笑话故事大全3.经典英语笑话故事4.英语笑话故事大全带翻译5.英文幽默笑话故事大全