funnyenglish趣味英语 8页

FunnyEnglish趣味英语lShesellssea-shellsonthesea-shore.Theshellsshesellsaresea-shells,I"msure.l1.Whatwillyoubreakonceyousayit?InHertford,HerefordandHampshirehurricaneshardlyeverhappen.2.Whatalwaysgoesupandnevergoesdown?(什么东西只升不降？)Yourage.Iwasbornonapirateship.l3.Whydidtheboymakehisdogsitinthesun?Sixsleekswansswamswiftlysouthwards.l4.What"sthepoorestbankintheworld?lTheriverbankBobboughtabigbagofbunstobaitthebears"babies.5.WhyaregirlsafraidoftheletterC?Abeariscoming.猜四字成语l6.Whatletterisananimal?l有备而来lB(Bee)lThespringbringsmanycharmingthings.WaynewenttoWalestowatchwalruses.7.Whatisasbigasahorsebutdoesn"tweighanything?lThehorse"sshadow.马的影子Iscream,youscream,weallscreamforice-cream!8.WhatbeginswithT,endswithTandhasteainit?Ateapot.茶壶Abigblackbearsatonabigblackbug.l9.Whichroomhasnodoors,nowindows？lAmushroom.蘑菇Howmanycookiescouldagoodcookcookifagoodcookcouldcookcookies?l10.Whatcan"tbeuseduntilit"sbroken?lAnegg.Nevertroubleabouttroubleuntiltroubletroublesyou!l11.Thereisawordofeightletters.Ifyoutakeawayfiveletters,onlyoneisleft.What’stheword?lEveryone.Thedriverwasdrunkanddrovethedoctor’scardirectlyintothedeepditch.第8页共8页 lWhatquestioncanyouneveranswer"yes"to?Areyouasleep?lSandysniffedsweetsmellingsunflowerseedswhilesittingbesideaswiftstream.桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。lWhenisahousenotonlandnoronwater?A:Whenit"sonfire.lMaryMac"smother"smakingMaryMacmarryme.lWhichisthestrongestcreatureintheworld?lThesnail.Itcarriesitshouseonitsback.lWillIalwaysbesomerrywhenImarryMaryMac?lWhat"sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?lAmonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan"thavemonkeys.lBill"sbigbrotherisbuildingabeautifulbuildingbetweentwobigbrickblocks.lQ:WhyweretheMiddleAgescalledtheDarkAges?lA:Thereweremoreknightsinthosedays.knights和nights;night和dark也相互呼应。lBirdiebirdie（小鸟）intheskylaidaturdie（粪）inmyeye.lWhyistheletterEsoimportant?lBecauseit"sthebeginningofeverything!lIfcowscouldflyI"dhaveacowpieinmyeye.lWhyaretheletterGandletterSin"gloves"closetoeachother?lBecausethereislovebetweenthem!lThegreatGreekgrapegrowersgrowgreatGreekgrapes.lWhoworksonlyonedayinayearbutnevergetsfired?lSantaClauslPeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers.lHowmanysidesdoesacirclehave?lTwo:insideandoutsidelAbigblackbearmadethebigblackbearbleedblood.lHowdoyoufeeltoday?lWithtwohands.lAlustyladylovedalawyerandlongedtolurehimfromhislaboratory.第8页共8页 lIfyouthrowastoneintotheRedSea,whatwillitbecome?lWet.lAtidytigertiedatietightertotidyhertinytail.lIftwo"scompanyandthree"scrowd,what"sfourandfive?lNine.lCheryl"schillycheapchipshopsellsCheryl"scheapchips.lWhatfallsoftenbutnevergetshurt?lSnowflakes.lFivewomenbathing,tenmenwatching.猜四字成语l五光十色lWhichmonthhas28days?lAll.lHowcanyoumake6outofthree7"s?l7-7/7=6!lThe11thbook.猜四字成语l不可思议lHowcanyoumake6outofthree5"s?lHowcanyoumake1000outofeight8"s?l5+5/5=6!l8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!lApoliceofficerhadabrother,butthebrotherhadnobrother.Howcouldthatbe?lWhatmustyoudobeforeyoureturnabooktothelibrary?lTHEpoliceofficerisalady.lBorrowit.lWhatmonthdosoldiershate?lWhyisanemptypursealwaysthesame?lMarch.lThereisnochange(零钱，变化）init.lHowdoweknowtheoceanisfriendly?lWhatkindofwatershouldpeopledrinkinordertobehealthy?lItwaves.(挥手）第8页共8页 lDrinkwellwater.(井，健康的）lTwomenonarock.四字成语l一石二鸟lWhichcanmovefaster,heatorcold?lWhyisthelibrarythehighestbuilding?lHeat,becauseyoucancatchcold.(追上冷，患感冒)Ithasthemoststories.(故事，楼层)lWhat"sthelongestwordintheworld?lWhydoestimefly?时间为何飞逝？lSmiles.Togetawayfromallthosewhoaretryingtokillit.lQ:Whatstayshotevenifputinarefrigerator?lA:Pepper.hot热的；辣的lQ:Whatisthebestyearforakangaroo?lA:Leapyear.lleap跳跃leapyear闰年　Guess四字成语lAsheepphonedaneagle.Theeaglepickeditupandsaid喂Hi!阳奉阴违lBeesonacalendar（日历).l风和日丽lEatwithchopsticks.l脍炙人口lXiaoYutoldXiaoMingherfatherwasimpotent.l欲罢不能lWhyareyoungmenunwillingtomarrythedaughtersoftheFortunes?lMissFortune=misfortunelWhatfruitisneversingly?lPear(pair)lWhyisanemptymatchboxthebestthingintheworld?lItismatchless.lAnewly-bornbabydied.四字成语l出生入死lWhatclothesarealwayssad?lBluejeans.第8页共8页 lLackofonebook四字成语l缺一不可lFifty-fiveflagsfreelyflutterfromthefloatingfrigate.(战舰）Doggerel顺口溜nWhethertheweatherbefinenOrwhethertheweatherbenotnWhethertheweatherbecoldnOrwhethertheweatherbehot,nWe"llweathertheweatherwhetherwelikeitornot.Doggerel顺口溜nEveningredandmorninggray,　　nSendthetraveleronhisway,　　nEveninggrayandmorningred,　　nBringtherainuponhishead.Doggerel顺口溜nSpringisgaywithflowerandsong;　　nSummerishotandleavecoldalone,　　nAutumnisrichwithfruitandgrain,　　nWintersnowsandbringsnewyeartoo.Doggerel顺口溜nInwinterIgotupatnight,　　nAnddressbyyellowcandlelight,　　nInsummerquitetheotherway,　　nIhavetogotobedbyday.Doggerel顺口溜nOne,two,three,four,　　nmarryatthecottagedoor,　　nFive,six,seven,eight,　　nEatingcherriesoffaplate.Doggerel顺口溜nIshallnotseetheshadows,Ishallnotfeeltherain,IshallnothearthenightingaleSingonasifinpain,Anddreamingthroughthetwilight,Thatdothnotrisenorset,HappyImayremember,AndHaplyImayforget.Doggerel顺口溜nTwinkle,twinkle,littlestar,　　nhowIwonderwhatyouare,　　nUpabovetheworldsohigh,　　nLikeadiamondinthesky.Doggerel顺口溜第8页共8页 nThereisnoneedtolightanightlightonalightnightliketonight,forabrightnightlightisjustlikeaslightlight.Doggerel顺口溜nLoserswantsecurity,nWinnersseeopportunity;nLosersseeproblems,nWinnersseepossibilities;nLosersseethepain,nwinnersseethegain.Doggerel顺口溜lRainisfallingallaround.lItfallsonfieldandtree.lItrainsontheumbrellashere,lAndontheshipsatsea.GuesslWhichkindofbatdoesnotrest?l不修边幅lMobilephonescannotbedroppedinthetoilet.l机不可失lThesheepstoppedbreathing.l扬眉吐气（羊没吐气）lThedogstoppedbarkingaftercrossingthebridge.l过目不忘（过木不汪）lTherearetensheep,nineinthesheephutandoneinthepighut.l抑扬顿挫（一羊蹲错）lEachEasterEddieeats80Eastereggs.lTwotinytigerstaketwotaxistotown.lWhichseasonisthemostdangerousone?lAutumn,becauseautumnisalsoFALL.lThirtydirtybirdsareflyingtoTurkey.lWhat‘sthebiggestintheworld?世界上什么最大？lEyelids.BecauseassoonasIshutmyeyes,theeyelidscovereverythingoftheworld.眼皮。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。lAspoiledboydestroyedatoyforjoy.lWhichyearisthemostexhausted累?lsophomore啊。因为你要suffermore嘛第8页共8页 lIwishyouwereafishinmydish.lWillliarsbehonestaftertheydie?骗子死了之后会诚实吗？lNo,theywon’t.Theyliestillaftertheydie.§李莫愁：Don"tworryLee§李寻欢：BehappyLee§韦小宝：Hibaby　　§任我行：Letmego§无崖子：Notoothson§乔峰：LookCrazy§令狐冲：Makethefoxrush　　§谢逊：Thankson§张无忌：WhateverZhang§黄药师：DR.Huang§杨过：FaultYang§向问天：Toasksky§容嬷嬷：Letmetouchtouch§张三封ThreepeakChaung§小龙女MissDragon§杨康HealthYoung§红孩儿redchild§太上老君oldboilerman§孙悟空knowemptysun§葵花宝典SunflowerBible§九阴真经Ninevaginal§凌波微步HighflyingtechniquesFunnyEnglishdialogue§男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。)男：CanIhaveyourname?（我能有你的名字吗？）女：Why?Don’tyoualreadyhaveone?（为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）§男：I’maphotographer.I’vebeenlookingforafacelikeyours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）女：I’maplasticsurgeon.I’vebeenlookingforafacelikeyours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）男：Isthisseatempty?（这个座位是空的吧？）女：Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）§男：Haven’tIseenyousomeplacebefore?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）女：Yes.That’swhyIdon’tgothereanymore.第8页共8页 （是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）男：WillyougooutwithmethisSaturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）女：Sorry.I’mhavingaheadachethisweekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）§男：IthinkIcouldmakeyouveryhappy.女：Why?Areyouleaving?第8页共8页