funnyenglish趣味英语 8页

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funnyenglish趣味英语

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FunnyEnglish趣味英语lShesellssea-shellsonthesea-shore.Theshellsshesellsaresea-shells,I"msure.l1.Whatwillyoubreakonceyousayit?InHertford,HerefordandHampshirehurricaneshardlyeverhappen.2.Whatalwaysgoesupandnevergoesdown?(什么东西只升不降?)Yourage.Iwasbornonapirateship.l3.Whydidtheboymakehisdogsitinthesun?Sixsleekswansswamswiftlysouthwards.l4.What"sthepoorestbankintheworld?lTheriverbankBobboughtabigbagofbunstobaitthebears"babies.5.WhyaregirlsafraidoftheletterC?Abeariscoming.猜四字成语l6.Whatletterisananimal?l有备而来lB(Bee)lThespringbringsmanycharmingthings.WaynewenttoWalestowatchwalruses.7.Whatisasbigasahorsebutdoesn"tweighanything?lThehorse"sshadow.马的影子Iscream,youscream,weallscreamforice-cream!8.WhatbeginswithT,endswithTandhasteainit?Ateapot.茶壶Abigblackbearsatonabigblackbug.l9.Whichroomhasnodoors,nowindows?lAmushroom.蘑菇Howmanycookiescouldagoodcookcookifagoodcookcouldcookcookies?l10.Whatcan"tbeuseduntilit"sbroken?lAnegg.Nevertroubleabouttroubleuntiltroubletroublesyou!l11.Thereisawordofeightletters.Ifyoutakeawayfiveletters,onlyoneisleft.What’stheword?lEveryone.Thedriverwasdrunkanddrovethedoctor’scardirectlyintothedeepditch.第8页共8页 lWhatquestioncanyouneveranswer"yes"to?Areyouasleep?lSandysniffedsweetsmellingsunflowerseedswhilesittingbesideaswiftstream.桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。lWhenisahousenotonlandnoronwater?A:Whenit"sonfire.lMaryMac"smother"smakingMaryMacmarryme.lWhichisthestrongestcreatureintheworld?lThesnail.Itcarriesitshouseonitsback.lWillIalwaysbesomerrywhenImarryMaryMac?lWhat"sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?lAmonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan"thavemonkeys.lBill"sbigbrotherisbuildingabeautifulbuildingbetweentwobigbrickblocks.lQ:WhyweretheMiddleAgescalledtheDarkAges?lA:Thereweremoreknightsinthosedays.knights和nights;night和dark也相互呼应。lBirdiebirdie(小鸟)intheskylaidaturdie(粪)inmyeye.lWhyistheletterEsoimportant?lBecauseit"sthebeginningofeverything!lIfcowscouldflyI"dhaveacowpieinmyeye.lWhyaretheletterGandletterSin"gloves"closetoeachother?lBecausethereislovebetweenthem!lThegreatGreekgrapegrowersgrowgreatGreekgrapes.lWhoworksonlyonedayinayearbutnevergetsfired?lSantaClauslPeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers.lHowmanysidesdoesacirclehave?lTwo:insideandoutsidelAbigblackbearmadethebigblackbearbleedblood.lHowdoyoufeeltoday?lWithtwohands.lAlustyladylovedalawyerandlongedtolurehimfromhislaboratory.第8页共8页 lIfyouthrowastoneintotheRedSea,whatwillitbecome?lWet.lAtidytigertiedatietightertotidyhertinytail.lIftwo"scompanyandthree"scrowd,what"sfourandfive?lNine.lCheryl"schillycheapchipshopsellsCheryl"scheapchips.lWhatfallsoftenbutnevergetshurt?lSnowflakes.lFivewomenbathing,tenmenwatching.猜四字成语l五光十色lWhichmonthhas28days?lAll.lHowcanyoumake6outofthree7"s?l7-7/7=6!lThe11thbook.猜四字成语l不可思议lHowcanyoumake6outofthree5"s?lHowcanyoumake1000outofeight8"s?l5+5/5=6!l8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!lApoliceofficerhadabrother,butthebrotherhadnobrother.Howcouldthatbe?lWhatmustyoudobeforeyoureturnabooktothelibrary?lTHEpoliceofficerisalady.lBorrowit.lWhatmonthdosoldiershate?lWhyisanemptypursealwaysthesame?lMarch.lThereisnochange(零钱,变化)init.lHowdoweknowtheoceanisfriendly?lWhatkindofwatershouldpeopledrinkinordertobehealthy?lItwaves.(挥手)第8页共8页 lDrinkwellwater.(井,健康的)lTwomenonarock.四字成语l一石二鸟lWhichcanmovefaster,heatorcold?lWhyisthelibrarythehighestbuilding?lHeat,becauseyoucancatchcold.(追上冷,患感冒)Ithasthemoststories.(故事,楼层)lWhat"sthelongestwordintheworld?lWhydoestimefly?时间为何飞逝?lSmiles.Togetawayfromallthosewhoaretryingtokillit.lQ:Whatstayshotevenifputinarefrigerator?lA:Pepper.hot热的;辣的lQ:Whatisthebestyearforakangaroo?lA:Leapyear.lleap跳跃leapyear闰年 Guess四字成语lAsheepphonedaneagle.Theeaglepickeditupandsaid喂Hi!阳奉阴违lBeesonacalendar(日历).l风和日丽lEatwithchopsticks.l脍炙人口lXiaoYutoldXiaoMingherfatherwasimpotent.l欲罢不能lWhyareyoungmenunwillingtomarrythedaughtersoftheFortunes?lMissFortune=misfortunelWhatfruitisneversingly?lPear(pair)lWhyisanemptymatchboxthebestthingintheworld?lItismatchless.lAnewly-bornbabydied.四字成语l出生入死lWhatclothesarealwayssad?lBluejeans.第8页共8页 lLackofonebook四字成语l缺一不可lFifty-fiveflagsfreelyflutterfromthefloatingfrigate.(战舰)Doggerel顺口溜nWhethertheweatherbefinenOrwhethertheweatherbenotnWhethertheweatherbecoldnOrwhethertheweatherbehot,nWe"llweathertheweatherwhetherwelikeitornot.Doggerel顺口溜nEveningredandmorninggray,  nSendthetraveleronhisway,  nEveninggrayandmorningred,  nBringtherainuponhishead.Doggerel顺口溜nSpringisgaywithflowerandsong;  nSummerishotandleavecoldalone,  nAutumnisrichwithfruitandgrain,  nWintersnowsandbringsnewyeartoo.Doggerel顺口溜nInwinterIgotupatnight,  nAnddressbyyellowcandlelight,  nInsummerquitetheotherway,  nIhavetogotobedbyday.Doggerel顺口溜nOne,two,three,four,  nmarryatthecottagedoor,  nFive,six,seven,eight,  nEatingcherriesoffaplate.Doggerel顺口溜nIshallnotseetheshadows,Ishallnotfeeltherain,IshallnothearthenightingaleSingonasifinpain,Anddreamingthroughthetwilight,Thatdothnotrisenorset,HappyImayremember,AndHaplyImayforget.Doggerel顺口溜nTwinkle,twinkle,littlestar,  nhowIwonderwhatyouare,  nUpabovetheworldsohigh,  nLikeadiamondinthesky.Doggerel顺口溜第8页共8页 nThereisnoneedtolightanightlightonalightnightliketonight,forabrightnightlightisjustlikeaslightlight.Doggerel顺口溜nLoserswantsecurity,nWinnersseeopportunity;nLosersseeproblems,nWinnersseepossibilities;nLosersseethepain,nwinnersseethegain.Doggerel顺口溜lRainisfallingallaround.lItfallsonfieldandtree.lItrainsontheumbrellashere,lAndontheshipsatsea.GuesslWhichkindofbatdoesnotrest?l不修边幅lMobilephonescannotbedroppedinthetoilet.l机不可失lThesheepstoppedbreathing.l扬眉吐气(羊没吐气)lThedogstoppedbarkingaftercrossingthebridge.l过目不忘(过木不汪)lTherearetensheep,nineinthesheephutandoneinthepighut.l抑扬顿挫(一羊蹲错)lEachEasterEddieeats80Eastereggs.lTwotinytigerstaketwotaxistotown.lWhichseasonisthemostdangerousone?lAutumn,becauseautumnisalsoFALL.lThirtydirtybirdsareflyingtoTurkey.lWhat‘sthebiggestintheworld?世界上什么最大?lEyelids.BecauseassoonasIshutmyeyes,theeyelidscovereverythingoftheworld.眼皮。因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。lAspoiledboydestroyedatoyforjoy.lWhichyearisthemostexhausted累?lsophomore啊。因为你要suffermore嘛第8页共8页 lIwishyouwereafishinmydish.lWillliarsbehonestaftertheydie?骗子死了之后会诚实吗?lNo,theywon’t.Theyliestillaftertheydie.§李莫愁:Don"tworryLee§李寻欢:BehappyLee§韦小宝:Hibaby  §任我行:Letmego§无崖子:Notoothson§乔峰:LookCrazy§令狐冲:Makethefoxrush  §谢逊:Thankson§张无忌:WhateverZhang§黄药师:DR.Huang§杨过:FaultYang§向问天:Toasksky§容嬷嬷:Letmetouchtouch§张三封ThreepeakChaung§小龙女MissDragon§杨康HealthYoung§红孩儿redchild§太上老君oldboilerman§孙悟空knowemptysun§葵花宝典SunflowerBible§九阴真经Ninevaginal§凌波微步HighflyingtechniquesFunnyEnglishdialogue§男:CanIbuyyouadrink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)女:ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱。)男:CanIhaveyourname?(我能有你的名字吗?)女:Why?Don’tyoualreadyhaveone?(为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)§男:I’maphotographer.I’vebeenlookingforafacelikeyours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)女:I’maplasticsurgeon.I’vebeenlookingforafacelikeyours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)男:Isthisseatempty?(这个座位是空的吧?)女:Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)§男:Haven’tIseenyousomeplacebefore?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)女:Yes.That’swhyIdon’tgothereanymore.第8页共8页 (是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)男:WillyougooutwithmethisSaturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)女:Sorry.I’mhavingaheadachethisweekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)§男:IthinkIcouldmakeyouveryhappy.女:Why?Areyouleaving?第8页共8页