趣味英语智力题 6页

1.Youcannotseeitbutitisalwaysbeforeyou.Whatisit?future未来2.Howdomoviestarskeepcool?电影明星怎末保持凉快Becausetheyhavefans.因为他们有扇子（粉丝，影迷……）3.Whydowesayaclockisshy?为什么我们说一个钟表是害羞的？Ithasitshandsoveritsface.因为它用手遮着脸蛋。4.Whyisanemptywalletalwaysthesame?There’snochangeinit．因为里面没有零钱（因为里面没有变化）1.为什么狮子吃生肉:Becauselionscannotcookfood.因为狮子不会弄熟食.2.为什么鸡要穿马路:Becausethatchickwasrunningfromfox.因为鸡在逃离狐狸的追捕.3.为什么狐狸要穿马路:Becausethatfoxwastryingtocatchupwiththatchick.因为狐狸想要抓住鸡whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindowsandnoonetolivein?答案：AmushroomWheredoesafternoonalwayscomebeforemorning?答案：Inadictionary.QUESTION:Whyaretheriversveryrich?ANSWER:Beacuseeveryriverhastwobank.bank有两种意思,银行和河岸.每条河都有两个岸,不按正常思维,就是每条河都有两个银行,当然RICH有钱了!这道题是利用了英语单词的多意.1.WhyaregirlsafraidoftheletterC?1.Becauseitmakesfatfact!2.WhyistheletterEsoimportant?2.Becauseit’sthebeginingofeverything! 3.WhyaretheletterGandletterSin"gloves"closetoeachother?3.Becausethereislovebetweenthem!4.Whatletterisananimal?4.It’stheletterB!5.Whatletterisaquestion?5.It’stheletterY!6.WhyisUthejolliestletter?6.Becauseit’sinthemidstoffun!7.Howdoyoufeeltoday?7.Withmyhands,ofcourse!8.Howcanyoumakearopeshorterwithoutcuttingorwindingit?8.Takealongerropeandcomparewithit!9.Whydopeoplewishforsomethingtheyhaven’tgot?9.Whatelseistheretowishfor?Youceasetowishforitonceyougetit!10.WhatcanyoutellfromPeter’srecordcardwithextremelypoorgrades?10.Hedidn’tcheat!11.Whatdoeseverybodydoatthesametime? 11.Growold!12.Whatresembleshalfapie?12.Theotherhalf!13.Whoworksonlyonedayinayearbutnevergetsfired?13.SantaClaus圣诞老人14.Whendopeoplehavetwomouth?14.Whenthere’stwoofthem有两个人时!15.Whydolionseatrawmeat?15.Theydon’tknowhowtocook他们不知道如何烹饪!16.Howmanysidesdoesacirclehave?16.Two.Theinsideandtheoutside!17.Whatanimalcanjumpashighasatree?17.Allanimals,fortreescan’tjump!18.Howcanyoubecompletelysleeplessforsevendaysandstilllacknorest?18.Sleepatnight!19.WherewastheDeclarationofIndependencesigned?19.Atthebottom! 20.IfyouthrowastoneintotheRedSea,whatwillitbecome?20.Wet!21.Iftwo’scompanyandthree’scrowd,what’sfourandfive?21.Nine!22.Thefarmersinthisvillageusedmodernmethodsbutharvestednoapplesthisyear,why?22.Theyplantedpeechtrees!23.Theinjureddoghadsomedifficultygoinghome.Everystephetook,heslippedbacktwo.However,hestillmanagedtogethome.Howdidhedoit?IfyouthrowastoneintotheRedSea,whatwillitbecome?23.Hewalkedintheotherdirection!24.Whatfallsoftenbutnevergtshurt?24.Snowflakes!25.Howdidthepick-pocketspottheplain-clothescopinhiswoman’sdisguise?25.Hepassedbyacosmeticsstorewithoutlookinginthewindow!26.Whichmonthhas28days?26.Everymonthhasatleast28days!27.Whatisitthateveryonewantstohaveandgetridoftoo?27.One’sappetite! 28.wheredidtheeggfloatingdowntheMississippiRivercomefrom?28.Fromahen!29.LuckyMousefelloffa1000-stepstairandwasnothurt.why?29.Hefelloffthelaststep!30.Whydogiraffeshavelongneck?30.Becausetheirheadsarefarfromtheirbodies!31.Howcanyoumake6outofthree7’s?31.easy.7-7/7=6!32.Howcanyoumake6outofthree5’s?32.easy.5+5/5=6!33.howcanyoumake1000outofeight8’s?33.easy.8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!34.CanyounamethecaptitalofeverystateintheU.S.intenseconds?34.Washinton,D.C.!35.Apoliceofficerhadabrother,butthebrotherhadnobrother.Howcouldthatbe?35.Thepoliceofficerwasalady! 36.Whydoesacatlookfirsttoonesideandthentotheothersidewhenitentersaroom?36.Becauseitcan’tseebothsidesatonce.37.Howdoyouknowpolicemenarestrong?37.Becausetheycanholduptrafficwithjustonehand!38.Withwhichhanddoyouwrite?38.Neither.Iuseapen!39.Whatmustyoudobeforeyoureturnabooktothelibrary?39.Borrowthebookfromlibrary.40.JackistwiceasoldasBill,whoiseightyearsyoungerthanBen,whoisfouryearsyoungerthanTed,whoishalfasoldagainasJack.HowoldisBill?40.Billisfour.英语中有个怪单词,词典里表明是副词,摇身能变其他词,去首变成一名词,减尾就是一冠词，首尾都去是代词，若把第二字母去，它又变成一数词。猜猜他究竟是哪个词？then1.What"sinthemiddlein"China"?2.Howmanylettersaretherein"English"?3.Whocanstopacarwithonehandonly?4.Whatkindofhandcannotholdanything?5.Whatkindofmancannotliveinsidethehouse?答案：1.i2.73.police4.clockhand5.snowman