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趣味英语故事1.ThePerfectSon.A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn"t.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn"t.B:Doesheevercomehomelate?A:No,hedoesn"t.B:Iguessyoureallydohavetheperfectson.Howoldishe?A:HewillbesixmonthsoldnextWednesday.完美儿子A:我有一个很完美的儿子.B:他抽烟吗?A:不抽.B:他喝威士忌酒吗?A:不喝.B:他会不会很晚回家?A:不会.B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子.那他多大了?A:下个星期三就满6个月了.2.I"mtryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit."“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”3.Sorry“I"msorry，Madam，butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy"stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why，Iunderstandyoutosaythatyouchargedonlyfourdollarsforsuchwork!” “Yes，butthisyoungsteryelledsoterriblythathescaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice.”“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”4.Teacher：Weallknowthatbeatcausesanobjecttoexpandancoldcauseittocontract.Now，cananyonegivemeagoodexample?John：Well，inthesummerthedaysarelong，andinthewinterthedaysareshort.老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。5.SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforawalkwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Shewatchedthecat,andthecatwatchedthemice.Mothermousebarkedfiercely,"Woof,woof,woof!"Thecatwassoterrifiedthatitranforitslife.Mothermouseturnedtoherbabiesandsaid,"Now,doyouunderstandthevalueofasecondlanguage?"一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。