歇后语儿歌100首doc 26页

歇后语儿歌99首(注音版)班级_姓名_学号_1老王卖mài瓜——自卖自夸老王卖瓜，自卖自夸：我的西瓜顶呱呱dǐnɡɡuāɡuā，一口甜tián掉diào一颗kē牙！2猪鼻子插chā葱cōnɡ——装相（象）小猪天天上学堂tánɡ，又懒lǎn又馋chán又逞chěnɡ强qiánɡ。鼻子插葱来装相，你说它够ɡòu呛qiànɡ不够呛？3狗咬yǎo狗——一嘴zuǐ毛he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 你咬我一口，我咬你一口。两只赖lài狗抢qiǎnɡ骨头，一嘴狗毛羞xiū不羞？4黄鼠狼给鸡拜bài年——没安好心黄鼠狼，嘴zuǐ巴甜tián，敲qiāo门给鸡来拜年。母鸡开门傻shǎ了眼，一家老小全玩儿完。5狗撵niǎn鸭子——呱ɡuā呱叫小狗撵niǎn，鸭子叫，鸭子呱ɡuā呱往wǎnɡ家跑。跑回家，拍手笑，关起门来夸kuā姥lǎo姥：姥姥炒chǎo菜炒得dé好，真是狗撵鸭子呱呱叫！6鸭子上锅ɡuō台——一股ɡǔ猛měnɡ劲jìn儿小鸭子，上锅台，上呀上，上不来。一股猛劲儿蹿cuān上来，累lèi得dé趴pā在锅台叫奶奶！7隔ɡé靴xuē挠náo痒yǎnɡ——he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 抓痒处小二郎lánɡ，腿tuǐ发痒，隔ɡé着皮靴挠痒痒。挠来挠去还是痒，请你来把办法想！8鹅吃草，鸭吃谷ɡǔ——各ɡè人自享xiǎnɡ各人福fú鹅吃草，鸭吃谷，各人自享各人福。鱼吃虾，猫吃鼠shǔ，自己找食shí儿才幸xìnɡɡ福fú。9狗捉老鼠——多管ɡuǎn闲xián事老狗越活越糊hú涂tu，不看大门捉老鼠。捉回老鼠给二柱zhù，二柱气得呜wū呜哭kū。原来家里丢diū了大肥féi猪zhū！10蛤há蟆mɑ挂ɡuà铃línɡ铛dānɡ——闹nào得dé欢小蛤蟆，穿花衫shān，又叫又跳闹得欢。铜tónɡ铃铛，挂胸xiōnɡ前，丁零línɡ当dānɡ啷lānɡ一大串chuàn。一大串，响xiǎnɡ得欢，烦fán不烦人它不管ɡuǎn！11过河拆chāi桥——不留liú后路熊xiónɡ瞎xiā子，太傻shǎ帽mào儿，过了河，就拆chāi桥。he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 不留后路太糟zāo糕zāo，无法回家急jí得直zhí跺duò脚jiǎo。12芝zhī麻mɑ开kāi花——节节高ɡāo芝麻开花不得了，一节更ɡènɡ比一节高。老猫见了夸kuā小猫，天天进jìn步bù学习好，就像芝麻开花节节高！13大姑娘坐花轿jiào——头一遭zāo大姑娘俏qiào，大姑娘笑xiào，大姑娘出嫁jià坐花轿jiào。坐花轿，头一遭zāo，做个新娘可不得了。绣xiù花鞋xié，大花袄ǎo，新郎lánɡ盼pàn哪盼着新娘到！14肉ròu包子打狗——有去无回大黄狗，追zhuī二妞niū，二妞吓xià得直zhí发抖dǒu。扔rēnɡ包子，打黄狗，黄狗吃得满嘴直流liú油yóu。15猴hóu子吃辣là椒jiāo——抓zhuā耳挠náo腮sāihe"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 小猴子，吃辣椒，辣椒辣，似sì火烧shāo。辣得小猴嗷áo嗷叫，抓耳挠腮没有招zhāo！16光屁pì股打老虎——不要命mìnɡ也不要脸liǎn老猴hóu子，不要脸，光着屁股拎līn扁biǎn担dàn。打老虎，上南山，丢diū了小命mìnɡɡ可怎么办？17掐qiā了头的苍cānɡ蝇yinɡ——乱luàn撞zhuànɡɡ小苍蝇胆dǎn子大，吃面包，舔tiǎn鱼虾xiā。掐qiā了头，把命mìnɡ搭dā，乱luàn飞乱撞还折zhē腾tenɡ啥shá？18老鸹ɡuā飞到猪腚dìnɡ上——看见别人黑，看不见自己黑老鸹ɡuā飞到猪腚dìnɡ上，咿yī咿呀yā呀把歌唱：猪呀你黑得不像样，你本该ɡāi白白又胖胖……19瘸qué腿tuǐ驴lǘ追zhuī兔tù子——赶ɡǎn不上瘸腿驴，真zhēn可笑，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 硬yìnɡɡ跟兔子来赛sài跑。跑pǎo呀yɑ追zhuī呀赶到半山腰yāo，看见兔tù子正在睡shuì大觉jiào。20苍cānɡ蝇yinɡ给牛抓zhuā痒yǎnɡ痒——无济jì于yú事shì苍蝇爱帮bānɡ忙mánɡ，给牛抓痒痒。抓zhuā了半天累lèi够ɡòu呛qiànɡɡ，老牛还是痒得直蹭cènɡ墙qiánɡɡ。21癞lài蛤há蟆mɑ想吃天鹅肉ròu——痴chī心妄wànɡ想癞蛤蟆，登dēnɡɡ山头，看见天鹅就招zhāo手：天鹅天鹅请qǐnɡ你跟ɡēn我走，我家的油yóu锅ɡuō滑huá溜liū溜。滑溜溜的油锅放fànɡ豆dòu油yóu，油炸zhà天鹅我先xiān吃chī一口！22竹篮lán打水——一场chǎnɡ空两个糊hú涂tu虫，渴kě了找水井jǐnɡɡ。竹篮打水一场空，糊涂虫直瞪dènɡ糊涂虫。23病好打医生——恩ēn将jiānɡ仇chóu报bào瘸qué腿tuǐ狼lánɡ，来看病bìnɡ，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 山羊医生很热rè情qínɡ。看好病，打医生，打得山羊直zhí发愣lènɡ。老狗ɡǒu熊xiónɡ，气不过ɡuō，揍zòu得瘸腿狼掉diào进烂làn泥ní坑kēnɡ。24黄连豆用嘴嚼jiáo——自找苦吃小耗hào子，瞎xiā胡hú闹nào，黄连豆，用嘴嚼。自找苦吃太糟zāo糕ɡāo，苦得抱bào头吱zhī吱叫jiào。25井里的蛤há蟆mɑ——没有见过大世面呱呱呱，呱呱呱，井里的蛤蟆在说话：天空只有井口大，下起雨来滴dī滴嗒dā，最好的音乐是呱呱呱，最大的英yīnɡ雄xiónɡ叫蛤蟆…26警jǐnɡ察chá抓他爹diē——公事shì公办bàn警察有个爹，他爹偷tōu皮鞋xié。警察抓他爹，公事公办管ɡuǎn他爹不爹！27猴子跳上煎jiān饼bǐnɡ锅ɡuō——瞎xiā蹦bènɡ跶dɑhe"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 猴子爱逗乐，跳上煎饼锅。烫tànɡ得瞎蹦跶，龇zī牙咧liě嘴喊hǎn老婆po。28关起笼lónɡ子抓老鼠shǔ——没跑老鼠偷tōu豆腐fu，气坏huài小肥féi猪zhū。小猪关起笼子抓老鼠，老鼠抱着脑nǎo袋dài呜wū呜哭kū。29蝲là蝲蛄穿大衫shān——硬yìnɡ充chōnɡ绅shēn士蝲là蝲là蛄ɡū，穿大衫shān，戴dài墨mò镜jìnɡ，叼diāo香烟yānɡ，手里摇yáo着芭bā蕉jiāo扇shàn，硬充绅士招zhāo人烦fán。30老牛拉破pò车——慢腾ténɡ腾老牛拉破车，破车咯ɡē吱zhī咯，慢màn慢腾腾拉lā柴chái火huo，急jí得牛娃wá直zhí吆yāo喝he！31洗脸盆里扎zhā猛měnɡ子——不知深shēn浅qiǎn老兔tù子，太无知，洗脸盆里扎猛子。he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 深不知，浅不知，扎个大包青又紫zǐ。32黑瞎xiā子打立正——一手遮zhē天黑瞎子，打立正，一手遮天耍shuǎ威wēi风。打兔子，训xùn牛羚línɡɡ，追zhuī得野yě猪zhū钻zuān树洞。大象见了气不过，踢tī得黑瞎子屁pì股ɡu肿zhǒnɡ。33瘸qué子骑qí瞎xiā马——各有所长瘸子眼睛亮瞎马四腿tuǐ壮zhuànɡ。瘸子瞎马好搭dā档dànɡ，高高兴兴爬pá山冈ɡānɡ。34公鸡下蛋——没指望wànɡ张老三，盼啊盼，指望公鸡能下蛋。大公鸡，上屋檐yán，冲chònɡɡ着老三高声喊hǎn：老三你要是能nénɡ生娃wá，我一天能下八个蛋！35老虎的屁pì股ɡu——摸mō不得小猴见识多，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 告诉猪二哥：老虎的屁股摸不得，摸了你就别想活！36踩cǎi着梯tī子够月亮——差chà得远狼lánɡ三腿tuǐ短duǎn胳ɡē膊bo长，踩着梯子够月亮。月亮高高挂ɡuà天上，看着狼三在瞎xiā忙mánɡ。只听咣ɡuānɡɡ当一声响xiǎnɡɡ，你猜cāi狼三的下场chǎnɡ会怎样?37癞lài蛤há蟆mɑ顶dǐnɡ桌子——不自量liànɡ力癞蛤蟆，爱逞chěnɡ强qiánɡɡ，顶桌子，累lèi够ɡòu呛qiànɡ。累lèi得浑hún身直zhí打晃huànɡ儿，终zhōnɡ于咣ɡuānɡ当昏hūn倒在地上！38泄xiè了气的皮球——瘪biě了老猴和小猴，一起踢tī皮球。皮球泄xiè了气，老猴小猴耷dā拉头。39驴lǘ粪fèn蛋dàn儿——外面儿光屎shǐ壳ké郎lánɡ，晒shài太阳，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 拿ná个粪fèn蛋儿把歌ɡē唱chànɡɡ：驴粪蛋儿，外面光，里面会是啥shá摸mú样？答dá不好，不要慌huānɡɡ，快来问我屎壳郎！40脚踩擀ɡǎn面杖zhànɡ——站不稳小熊爱逞chěnɡɡ强qiánɡɡ，脚踩擀面杖。jiǎocǎiɡǎnmiànzhànɡ。东倒西歪dōnɡɡdǎoxīwāi，直zhí晃huànɡ荡dànɡɡ，你说它的结jié果ɡuǒ会怎样？41喝凉酒，拿赃zānɡ钱——早晚是病张老三，当大官ɡuān，喝凉酒，拿赃钱。得了大病bìnɡ住医yī院yuàn，出院yuàn被捕bǔ去公安。法院yuàn判pàn他二十年，老婆孩子泪lèi涟lián涟…42老母猪喝泔ɡān水——吹大泡老母猪，真可笑，喝泔水，吹大泡：咕ɡū噜lū噜，快来瞧qiáo，这条大河浪lànɡ滔tāo滔，我三口两口就jiù喝了！43皇上的旨zhǐ，将军的令——一口说了算he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 皇上的旨，将军的令，说西就是西，说东就是东；说母就是母，说公就是公。蛤há蟆mɑ听了直发蒙mēnɡɡ，兔子听了立刻kè就行动。44老牛掉水井——有劲jìn儿使不上老牛掉水井，拼pīn命mìnɡɡ往wǎnɡɡ上蹬dēnɡɡ。有劲jìn儿使shǐ不上，只好叫小胖pànɡɡ。小胖喊来刘老六，大家齐心帮bānɡ老牛！45老母猪耕ɡēnɡ地——光会使shǐ嘴老母猪，来耕地，光会使嘴不用犁lí。拱ɡɡǒnɡɡ呀拱，不着急，八天耕了半亩mǔ地。你说它可气不可气?46大水冲chōnɡ了龙王庙miào——一家人不认一家人大水跑错cuò了道dào，冲倒dǎo了龙王庙。龙王气得直蹦bènɡ高，直骂mà大水是草包！47老虎嘴上拔胡子——危wēi险xiǎn小耗hào子，练胆dǎn子，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 老虎嘴上拔胡子。老虎气得脸liǎn发紫zǐ，吓xià得耗hào子掉进了养yǎnɡ鱼池chí。48热锅ɡuō上的蚂蚁——急得团tuán团转小蚂蚁，上锅台，掉进热锅它上不来。上不来，直转圈quān儿，转了八圈才爬pá上来！49抱bào着元宝跳水井——舍shě命不舍财cái财cái主王老坏huài，脑袋有点怪ɡuài。抱着元宝跳水井，丢diū了小命不丢财。50热锅ɡuō上的青豆——蹦bènɡ得欢一二三，三二一，青豆跳进热锅里。蹦得欢，跳得疾jí，高高兴兴演杂zá技jì。51萝卜白菜——各有所爱萝卜白菜，各有所爱黑兔爱吃红萝卜，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 白兔爱吃大白菜。萝卜红来白菜白，黑兔白兔乐开怀huái。52小孩儿打哇wā哇——说了不算哇哇哇，哇哇哇，两个小孩儿打哇哇。打完哇哇说句话，说了不算哇哇哇……53小孩儿吃黄瓜——咯ɡē嘣bēnɡ脆小孩儿小孩儿吃黄瓜，老头儿见了直发傻shǎ。咯嘣咯嘣脆，几口就吃下！54小鬼门前告阎yán王——找错了衙yá门阎王太猖chānɡɡ狂kuánɡɡ，能贪tān又能抢qiǎnɡɡ。老张找到小鬼告阎王，小鬼打了老张仨sā耳光。你说老张他冤yuān枉wǎnɡ不冤枉？冤枉的老张找谁去告ɡào状zhuànɡɡ？55小孩儿嚼jiáo泡泡糖——吞tūn吞吐tǔ吐小孩儿叫老亮，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 爱嚼jiáo泡泡糖。吹个泡泡逗dòu小强，吞吞吐吐耍shuǎ花样。56猫咬猪尿niào泡——空欢喜猪尿泡，像气球，油汪汪，又像肉ròu。小猫见了咬yǎo一口，尿泡成了瘪biě气球。小猫转身耷dā拉头，两手空空往家走。57猫撩liáo狗——不是对手老黄狗，河边走，遇yù见老猫点点头。老猫却来撩老狗，老狗揍zòu得老猫掉河沟ɡɡōu。58脚踩西瓜皮——溜到哪里算哪里狐hú狸li叫奇奇，脚踩西瓜皮。溜到哪里算哪里，结jié果摔shuāi个嘴啃kěn泥。你说奇奇它奇不奇？59狗戴dà嚼jiáo子——胡hú勒lè李傻shǎ帽mào儿，有怪ɡuài招zhāo，狗戴嚼jiáo子瞎xiā胡闹，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 勒lè得小狗汪汪叫，你说他傻帽儿不傻帽儿？60秀xiù才见了兵——有理lǐ说不清打南山下来两个兵，真是能打能抢qiǎnɡ样yànɡ样行。秀才问兵为啥shá这么凶xiōnɡɡ？大兵薅hāo起秀才把眼瞪，就像薅起一把萝卜缨yīnɡ儿.61出洞的老鼠shǔ——东张西望老鼠胡hú须xū长，出洞去偷tōu粮liánɡɡ。东张西望心发慌huānɡɡ，贼zéi头贼脑去粮仓cānɡɡ。你说它下场会怎zěn样yànɡɡ？62骑qí驴lǘ吃豆包——乐颠diān了馅xiàn儿李二郎lánɡɡ，骑毛驴，吃着豆包去赶ɡɡǎn集jí。豆包甜tián，甜蜜mì蜜，乐得二郎直拍驴。毛驴颠儿颠儿跑得疾jí，颠出豆馅儿撒sā一地。63苍cānɡ蝇yinɡ落luò进jìn蜘zhī蛛zhū网——蹬dēnɡ达dá不开苍蝇觉得本领强qiánɡɡ，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 不料liào落进蜘蛛网。蹬达不开直发慌huānɡɡ，蜘蛛见了乐够ɡòu呛qiànɡɡ……64高射shè炮pào打蚊子——大材小用老猴子，有高招zhāo，门前架jià起高射炮，打蚊子，放三炮，一个蚊子没打着。小蚊子，嘻xī嘻笑，老猴头上叮dīnɡ仨sā包。65打破砂shā锅——问（纹）到底青蛙爱学习，上课问问题：老猫为啥长胡hú须xū？小猪为啥shá爱拱ɡǒnɡ地？青蛙硬yìnɡ要打破沙锅问到底，问得狗熊眨zhǎ巴眼睛发脾pí气。66狗戴dài礼帽mào——装大款kuǎn哈巴狗，戴礼帽，装大款，买宝刀，耍shuǎ一招zhā，跌diē三跤jiāo，跌diē得脑袋dài起大包，你说它糟zāo糕ɡāo不糟糕？67脚底抹mǒ油——溜liū了耗hào子叫溜liū溜，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 偷tōu来一壶hú酒。脚底抹油滑huá溜liū溜，溜溜溜出大门口。你说溜溜它能溜不能溜？68坐飞机吹喇lǎ叭——想（响）得高大蛤蟆，嘴zuǐ巴大，坐飞机，吹喇叭，响得高，滴滴嗒，一心想摘zhāi五彩cǎi霞xiá。五彩云霞飞fēi天涯yá，大蛤蟆气得摔shuāi喇叭。69鸡毛炒chǎo韭jiǔ菜——乱luàn七八糟zāo老二脾pí气怪ɡuài，鸡毛炒韭菜。韭菜鸡毛炒chǎo一盘儿，乱七八糟该叫什么菜？70黄鼠狼进磨mò坊fánɡ——硬充大尾巴驴黄鼠狼，尾巴长，硬充毛驴进磨坊。想拉磨，没力量liànɡɡ，挣来挣去累lèi得脖bó子长。71初生牛犊dú——不怕虎牛妈妈，叫老哞mōu儿，he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 生个牛犊叫小哞儿。小哞儿小哞儿胆dǎn子肥féi，见到老虎敢ɡǎn顶哞儿。顶得老虎喘chuǎn粗气儿，你说小哞儿它哞儿不哞儿？72针zhēn尖jiān儿对麦mài芒mánɡ儿——尖儿对尖儿小猫用针尖儿，小狗用麦芒儿。麦芒儿对针尖儿，针尖儿对麦芒儿。对来对去不相xiānɡ让rànɡɡ，你说应当不应当？73对驴弹琴qín——白费fèi劲jìn儿琳lín琳是好心，对duì驴lǘ驴lái弹tán弹qín。蠢chǔn驴听了直闹nào心，转zhuǎn身回家关窗chuānɡ又关门。74一根线儿上俩liǎ蚂mà蚱zhɑ——谁也跑不了一根线儿上俩蚂蚱，拴shuān在一起还吵架。一个向东想回家，一个向西要吃瓜。挣zhènɡ来挣去发了傻shǎ，公鸡一下逮dǎi住俩！75鸭子过河——各顾各（咯咕咯）he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 咯咕咯，咯咕咯，一群鸭子过大河。鸭子过河各顾各，只顾自己先过河。你说鸭子是对还是错？76老鼠过街jiē——人人喊hǎn打老鼠偷tōu皮鞋xié，撞zhuànɡ见王老爹。老爹追老鼠，老鼠过大街。跑过大街掉了鞋，人人喊打把跤jiāo跌diē。77麻秆ɡǎn儿打狼——两头儿害怕王小胖，遇yù见狼，手举麻秆儿心发慌huānɡ。大灰狼，心更ɡènɡ慌，看着麻秆儿头发涨zhǎnɡ。你说小胖的性xìnɡ命mìnɡ会怎样？78强拧nǐnɡ的瓜——不甜tián猪大妈，领lǐnɡɡ娃娃，来到瓜地想吃瓜。瓜儿苦kǔ，没长大，大妈硬yìnɡ要拧个瓜。拧个瓜，给娃娃，娃娃苦哇苦成个大苦瓜。79敲qiāo山震zhèn虎hǔ——瞎xiāhe"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 咋zhā呼hū老鼠敲山震老虎，老虎抬tái头看老鼠。看完老鼠打呼hū噜lū，呼呼噜噜梦见鼠，梦见老鼠正在瞎咋呼。80十个指头捉跳蚤——一个捉不着老猴子，手艺高，十个指头捉跳蚤zǎo。跳蚤跳，跳蚤逃táo，一个一个都dōu逃táo掉diào。老猴气得嗷áo嗷叫，嗷嗷叫着撕sī花袄ǎo。81猫哭老鼠——假jiǎ慈cí悲bēi老鼠蹬dēnɡ腿tuǐ咽yān了气，老猫假装zhuānɡ哭啼tí啼：老弟我的好老弟，请你原谅liànɡ我的饿肚皮。今天实shí在对不起，从此我会永远想念你82搂lǒu草打兔子——顺shùn手老汉上山去搂草，搂出兔子直蹦bènɡ高。老汉顺手打得巧qiǎo，打中了兔子的后脑勺sháo儿。一家老小乐陶táo陶，都夸kuā老汉的本领lǐnɡ高。83鸡蛋里挑骨头——硬找麻烦fɑnhe"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 刘老六，喝醉zuì酒jiǔ，鸡蛋里，挑骨头。挑了半天没骨头，挑出蛋黄圆溜liū溜。老六觉得手太臭chòu，墙qiánɡ上撞zhuànɡ了八个头。84杀猪刀刮ɡuā胡子——悬xuán乎hū张屠tú夫，杀肥féi猪zhū，杀完肥féi猪去东屋wū。杀猪刀，刮黑胡，你说悬乎不悬乎？85墙上画的饼bǐnɡ——好看不中吃狐狸墙上画大饼，画完大饼请小熊。小熊张嘴吃大饼，吃了半天肚子疼ténɡɡ。原来吃了一肚子西北风。86骑驴拄zhǔ拐ɡuǎi棍ɡùn儿——多此cǐ一举jǔ瘸qué腿猫，真逗dòu哏ɡén儿，骑毛驴，拄拐棍儿。气得毛驴发脾pí气儿，倒在地上打滚ɡǔn儿。87鸡给黄鼠狼拜bài年——自投tóuhe"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 罗luó网wǎnɡ咯咯哒，下个蛋，母鸡拿蛋去拜年。黄鼠狼，接过蛋，咬得母鸡直叫唤huàn。你说母鸡是傻还是贱jiàn？88骑驴找驴——蒙ménɡ了头王老七，骑毛驴，骑上毛驴问毛驴：毛驴毛驴我问你，我的毛驴在哪里？毛驴听了笑眯眯mī，转过头来逗dòu老七：老七老七你别着zháo急jí，我立刻骑你去找驴！89黑瞎xiā子掰bāi苞bāo米——掰一穗suì儿丢一穗儿黑瞎子，掰苞米，边掰边丢diū真可气。掰到头，丢一地，只剩一穗儿在手里！90秋后的蚂mà蚱zhɑ——蹦bènɡ跶dɑ不了几天了黄蚂蚱，绿蚂蚱，不种庄稼不种瓜。混日子，瞎蹦跶，蹦到秋后腿发麻má。没饭吃，没安家，遍地寒hán霜shuānɡ还咋zǎ蹦跶？91瘸qué子打围wéi——坐着喊he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 瘸子张老三，打猎上南山。兔子见了逃táo得欢huān，老三坐在山上喊：别看你现在逃táo得欢，我明天就送你上西天！92骑驴lǘ扛kánɡ布袋——白搭dā你这份fèn好心肠chánɡ王老二，去卖mài菜，生怕毛驴被压yā坏huài。骑毛驴，扛布袋，结果毛驴骂老二：老二老二你太二，最好回家哄hǒnɡ小孩儿！93隔ɡé着窗chuānɡ户吹喇叭——名（鸣mínɡ）声在外大蛤蟆，嘴巴大，隔着窗户吹喇叭。呜wū哇wā呜哇呜呜哇，名声在外人人夸kuā。94灯蛾é扑火——自取灭miè亡wánɡ蛾子一二三四五，日落luò天黑爱跳tiào舞。看见灯火就开扑pū，扑进火里被烧shāo煳hú。你说蛾子糊hú涂tu不糊涂？95鸡飞蛋打——一场空he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 黄鼠狼子拎līn竹筐kuānɡ，偷鸡偷蛋往家扛kánɡ。飞了鸡，气够ɡòu呛qiànɡɡ，打了蛋，泪lèi汪wānɡ汪。空忙一场坐地上，坐在地上摔shuāi竹筐！96敲qiāo锣luó卖mài糖—各干一行敲锣的管ɡuǎn敲锣，卖糖的专zhuān卖糖。卖糖的别去敲锣，敲锣的不要卖糖。敲锣卖糖不一样，各干一行都风光。97耗hào子拉车——大头儿在后边耗hào子拉车光脚jiǎo丫，蚂mǎ蚁yǐ直夸耗hào子大。别夸别夸先别夸，看见车子再说话，车子要比耗子大半bàn拉lǎ！98癞lài蛤蟆打哈欠——好大的口气癞蛤蟆，大嘴巴，打哈欠，口气大；刀山我敢ɡǎn爬pá，火海我敢ɡǎn下；明天捉zhuō老虎，后天把皮扒bā；扒下虎皮做沙发，蛤蟆我坐着沙发打天下！99he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25 骑驴看唱本——走着瞧qiáo阿凡提，去唱戏，骑着毛驴哼hēnɡ小曲。看唱本，笑眯眯，边走边看太稀xī奇。说稀奇，不稀奇，毛驴刺cì棱lénɡɡ钻进苞bāo米地。he"governingforthepeople","Nomattertheinterestsofthemasses"conceptunderstandingisnotinplace.Thespecificworktreatswiththedeployment,afewleadingcadrescomplainthatworkistoocomplicated,toomuchresponsibility,thepressureistoolarge,toomuchemphasisonthedifficultyofthework.Forexample,noncoalmine25