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1.Whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindows,andnofloors?Amushroom.(蘑菇)2.Whatissmallerthananinsect"smouth?Anythingiteats.3.Whatlargeinstrumentdoyoucarryinyourears?Drums,thatiseardrums.(鼓膜)4.What"stoomuchforone,justrightfortwo,butnothingatallforthree?Asecret.5.Whatpersontriedtomakeyousmilemostofthetime?Aphotographer.6.Whatanimalhasaheadlikeacat,eyeslikeacat,ataillikeacat,butisn"tacat?Akitten.(小猫)7.Whatsurprisingthingshappenevery24hours?Daybreaks,butdoesn"tfall;nightfalls,butdoesn"tbreak.8.Whatcanhearyouwithoutearsandcanansweryouwithoutamouth?Anecho.(回声)9.WhatdoyouknowaboutthekingsofFrance?Theyarealldead.10.Whatquestioncanyouneveranswer"yes"to"Areyouasleep?11.Whydosomeoldpeopleneveruseglasses?Theymustpreferbottlestoglasses.12.Whyisthepersonwearingtwocoatswhilepaintingthehouse? Becausetheinstructionsonthepaintcansay"Putontwocoatsforbestresults."13.Whattwowordshavethousandsoflettersinthem?Postoffice.14.Whatdoworkersdoinaclockfactory?Theymakefacesallday.15.What5-letterwordhas6leftwhenyoutake2lettersaway?Sixty.16.Whendoyougoasfastasaracingcar?Whenyouareinit.17.Howmanysidesdoesahousehave?Two-insideandoutside.18.Whatneverasksanyquestionsbutalwaysgetsanswers?Adoorbell.19.WheredidColumbusstandwhenhediscoveredAmerica?Onhisfeet.20.Whentheboyfellintothewater,what"sthefirstthinghedid?Hegotwetfirstofall.21.Whoisn"tyoursisterandisn"tyourbrother,butisstillachildofyourmotherandfather?Imyself.22.Whathasteethbutcannoteat?Acomb.23.Whatkindofmancanraisethingswithoutliftingthem? Afarmer.24.Whydoestimefly?Togetawayfromallthepeoplewhoaretryingtokillit.25.Namefivedaysoftheweekwithoutsaying:Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday.Thedaybeforeyesterday,yesterday,today,tomorrow,andthedayaftertomorrow.26.Whatanimaleatsanddrinkswithitstail?Alldo.Noanimaltakesoffitstailwheneatinganddrinking.27.Whathasasoftbedbutneversleeps,abigmouthbutneverspeaks?Ariver.28.Whatkindofdogneverbite?Ahotdog.29.WhydoestheStatueofLibertystandinNewYorkHarbor?Becauseitcan"tsitdown.30.Whatdidoneinvisiblemansaytotheotherinvisibleman?It"snicenottoseeyouagain.31.Whatwearsacapbuthasnohead?Abottle.32.Whatrisesinthemorningandwavesallday?Aflag.33.Whatisanastronomer?(天文学家)?Anightwatchmanwithacollegeeducation.34.Howcanyoutellclocksandwatchesareshy?Becausetheyalwayshavetheirhandsinfrontoftheirfaces.35.Whatiswind?Airinahurry.36.Whatcomesaftertheletter"A"?Alltheotherletters. 37.WhatstartswithaT,endswithaT,andisfullofT?Teapot.38.Whatwordcanyoumakeshorterbyaddingtoit?Short.39.Whatpersondoeseverymantakehishatoffto?Abarber.40.Whydoestheboycarryaladdertotheschool?Becausehewantstogotohighschool.41.Whatcanyouswallowthatcanalsoswallowyou?Water.42.What"sthedifferencebetweenahillandapill?Ahillishardtogetupandapillishardtogetdown.43.WhyisituselesstosendalettertoWashington?Becausehe"sdead.44.Adoctorandalawyerlovedthesamegirl.Thelawyerwentawayforaweekandgavethegirlsevenapplesbeforeheleft.Why?Becauseanappleadaykeepsthedoctoraway.45.Whatwillyoudoifaman-eatingtigerisrunningafteryou? Nothing.BecauseI"mawoman.46.Whatalwaystravelsonfoot?Ashoe.47.Wherecanhappinessalwaysbefound?Inthedictionary.48.Whatishigherwithoutaheadthanwithahead?Apillow.(枕头)49.Whydon"tyouadvertiseforyourlostdog?Hecan"tread.50.Onwhichsidedoesabirdhavethemostfeathers?Theoutside.51.Whatisthebestthingtokeepinhotweather?Cool!52.Whatisneveruseduntilit"sbroken?Anegg.53.What"saskeleton?(骨架)It"salotofboneswithoutthepersononthem!54.Whatisdarkbutmadebylight?Ashadow.55.Whatcanyoubreakwithonlyoneword?Silence.56.Whatstaysindoorsnomatterhowmanytimesyouputitout?Thelight.57.Apolicemansawatruckdrivergoingthewrongwaydownaone-waystreet,butdidn"tgivehimaticket.Why?Becausethetruckdriverwaswalking.58.Wherecanmilkbebeststored?Inacow.59.Whichcanmovefaster,heatorcold?Heat,becauseyoucancatchcoldeasily.60.What"sthehardestthingaboutlearningskating?Theice.61.Whathascitieswithnohouses,riverswithoutwaterandforestswithouttrees?Amap. 62.Whatcanbemeasuredbuthasnolength,widthorthickness?Thetemperature.63.WhatmakestheTowerofPisalean?Itnevereats.64.Whyiswritingcalledhandwriting?Ifpeoplewrotewiththeirfeet,wewouldhavetocallitfootwriting.65.Iftherewereonlythregirlsintheworld,whatdoyouthinktheywoulddo?Twoofthemwouldgettogetheranstalkabouttheotherone.66.HowmanygreatmenhavebeenborninLondon?None.Onlybabies.67.Whencanyouhaveanemptypocketandstillhavesomethinginit?Whenyouhaveaholeinyourpocket. 68.Thegreateritis,thelessitcanbeseen.Whatisit?Darkness.69.Themoreyoutakeaway,thebiggerIbecome.WhatamI?Ahole.70.Whomaymarrymanyawifeandstaysingleallofhislife?Apriest.(牧师)